Oh Vancouver

Photo credit: Ah Fay

How do I love thee/let me count the ways

1. You snow in spring time
2. You rain incessantly
3. You make people contemplate suicide 10 times in a day
4. You hail in the mid of day
5. Only in you do I find the sight of bums familiar
6. You close down half the mental hospitals in the city, forcing mental patients into the corner of desperation, pain and wasting
7. Your dream come true is the Winter fucking Olympics
8. Your refusal to acknowledge the poverty and depravity that exists in the heart of your very bosom
9. The murderous sprees you spawn
10. The Church of Scientology and it's free stress tests
11. Your banning of public smoking
12. Your advertising and observance of Earth Hour 

Oh Vancouver/ I shall but love thee better after death